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You should probably see a picture of Bill Maher. I'm saying this based on these comments Maher makes in the Huffington Post. Now, I'm not getting all upset about Maher's suggesting impeachment. I'll just offer him the wager that if the decision stands, I'll agree with his impeachment demands if he'll agree to impeachment of Bill Maher from HBO if its overturned. Hell, I'll even lower the stakes, maybe he could agree to demanding impeachment of Judge Anna Diggs Taylor for ruling in a case in which she had a conflict of interest. No, what has me pissed off here is this little tidbit from the douche:

Moreover, it is not only illegal for a president to order such surveillance, it is illegal for other government officials to carry out such an order. And that means Alberto Gonzalez could be tried, convicted, and deported.

You see what Maher's comments are hard to reconcile with is the fact that the Attorney General is a U.S. born American citizen. So tell me, Bill, how is it that we should deport him? Oh, I get it - all too well. After all your sneering about racism, when you look at him all you see is another "wetback", maybe a pool cleaner. There's no way any of those brown people could be real Americans, eh?

For anyone interested,

I'm starting a new series that will appear regularly on Smug Bastard Cabal. Its called "What the Fuck is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!" I'll stasrt off with this little story from Mumbai. Apparently, one of the city's newest restaurants is called "Hitler's Cross". Yup. It's named after that Hitler. The entire restaurant sports a Nazi motif. A couple of choice quotes from the management:

"We wanted to be different. This is one name that will stay in people's minds," owner Punit Shablok told Reuters.

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"We are not promoting Hitler. But we want to tell people we are different in the way he was different."

Guys, You. Named. Your. Restaurant. After. One. Of. The. Wurst (pun intended). Monsters. Of. The. Twentieth. Century. The only thing you're going to be staying in people's minds as is complete douchebags. You really don't want to be remembered as "different in the way he was different". He was Hitler. You know, really, really BAD. Here's a hint. He killed a lot of your countrymen in WWII. Bad. No.

I mean even if you can get past the obvious fact that, oh yeah, your restaurant is named after a really bad guy, Nazis just don't bring good food and good fun to people's minds. Luftwaffles? Sorry, just not my idea of yummy. Maybe a burger with a side of "mach fries"? Eeewww.

In short, what the fuck is wrong with you?!?! What the fuck were you thinking?!?! Were you on drugs? Did you think it would be funny? What?